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"Starvation"

The bull named Horse came tearing down the street under the early summer noon-day sun, out of the Rocktusk District and towards the mouth of the slum canyons.  Saliva flecked at the corners of his mouth, and he wore a wild grin.  A large brown sack was clutched in his arms.

Within the mouth of the canyons stood five orcs: Reltir, Kalga, Balthos, and the brothers Alkar and Alkir.  As Horse pounded towards them, they fell back into the canyon shadows, letting him in, surrounding him, thumping his back, grabbing the sack and pulling it open.  Balthos stuck his big, flat nose into it and inhaled.  “We’re gonna eat tonight!” he shouted gruffly, and the others cheered.  Horse’s grin broadened.

Balthos heaved the heavy sack over his shoulder.  “Break up,” he said, and in a twinkling, the orcs had disappeared into the canyon’s shadows, deep even at midday.  Horse and Balthos stood alone.

“Did you eat any of it?” growled the orc.

Horse shook his head earnestly.

“Were you followed?”

“Yeah,” said the bull, “but I lost them.”

Balthos raised his thick, black eyebrows.  “How’d you manage that?”

Horse grinned.  “I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you,” he replied cheekily.

Balthos stepped forward, pushing the bull roughly in the chest.  “Listen, cow, you know my name now, but that doesn’t mean we’re friends, right?  I fairly begged our good leader to let me be the one to starve you.”  He leaned in, breathing hot, foul breath in the bull’s face, and held up his hands.  The palest remnant of a rough wound slashed across each palm.  “I won’t forget how I got these,” growled the orc menacingly.  “And even if our leader has, I won’t forget that you’re not an orc.”  He spat.  “So don’t sass me, little girl.  How’d you lose them?”

“I just, you know, ducked down an alley and hid behind some garbage cans,” faltered the bull, his eyes downcast.

The two stood in silence, the orc’s eyes narrowed at the bull.  Then, “I’m keeping my eyes on you,” growled the orc, and without another word, he turned and marched down the canyon.

Twenty minutes later, the pair arrived at the Revenge’s meager hall.  Reltir and Alkar had already returned, and sat at the guild’s long wooden table.  At the table’s head sat the guild’s leader, and to his right sat his second in command.  Bathos claimed his seat to the leader’s left, hefting the brown sack onto the table in front of him.  Horse stood awkwardly for a moment, and then took his seat at the foot of the table.  After a moment, Alkir and Kalga arrived, and, arguing jocularly about something or other, they sat as well.

Without preamble, Bathos stood up and emptied the brown sack onto the table.  Food flooded the table – a pair of enormous baked hams, with bits of brown cloth stuck in their glazing; half a roasted wild boar; a cascade of fruits; and, wrapped in what appeared to be the torn remnant of a tablecloth, a meat and bread pudding of some kind far more upscale than the orcs were used to so much as seeing.  Their eyes popped.  Alkar reached towards the pudding, but Bathos slapped his hand away roughly.

He turned towards Horse.  “Horse,” he said gruffly, staring the bull down, “you have suffered the pangs of starvation for a week now, and you have trampled into Rocktusk and seized the food with which your ordeal will end.”

“A hell of a seizing!” said Alkar admiringly.  The others grunted in agreement, but Balthos hissed at him to be quiet.

Then he pointed at the brown sack, lying empty, now, in front of him.  “This is how we eat,” he growled.  “If we don’t steal, we starve.  This is how we orcs,” and he accented the word, his eyes narrowing at Horse, “are forced to live in the land which our ancestors built for us.  And we will – we will steal from the trolls and the humans and the furbolgs which have infested our land, because what they call theirs was stolen from us!”  His fist pounded the table, and then silence rang out.

“I am Balthos,” he grunted, into the silence, “and I am Thrall’s soldier.  This,” and he pointed to the orc sitting across from him, the guild’s second in command, “is Ulkat.”

Ulkat, a thick-necked orc with a brown braid of hair sticking straight up from his otherwise bald head, stood.  “I am Ulkat,” he growled, his voice thick and dangerous.  “I am Thrall’s executioner.  You are released from your ordeal.”  Horse heaved a sigh of relief and looked towards the food which spread across the table.  “For the first and last time,” continued Ulkat, “you can choose your food first among us.”

“The pudding!” cried Horse, reaching towards it.  Alkar groaned loudly.  Horse grinned.  “Half the pudding,” he said, scooping it towards him.  Alkar grinned back.

There were no plates, and there was no ceremony.  What they could not eat with a knife, they ate with their hands, licking their fingers before grabbing more food from the table.  Soon, the table was clear of everything but peels and bones.

Ulkat got heavily to his feet.  “Let’s get this table cleared and out of the way so everyone can get some sleep tonight,” he growled.  “Horse, you are free for the rest of the day.  Your second to last task begins tomorrow morning.”

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