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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:53 pm    Post subject: Heloly's Bad Day Reply with quote

I dunno about u guys but i feel like pickin on Heloly today.



One bright and calm afternoon, Heloly was chillin' in The Savage Coast.....

[[[see Albatros' post below - ed]]]
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

looking shocked and amazed like he'd just seen a ghost...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He sputtered and gasped as he took a bite of his toast.

(Yay! Rhymey! Cool )
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...wearing underpants as a hat. So while he was chilling in a hammock beneath coco palms...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...he gasped, suddenly realizing that a native tribe of ants had found the entrance hole to his left sock...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[[[It is my decision that we will write this one like Kurosawa wrote 'The Seven Samurai': we systematically put Heloly in mortal dangers of increasing levels of ridiculousness, and then leave it to Heloly himself to invent a way out. The usual rules of group stories are suspended: posts can be as long as you need to build your perfect mortal danger.

The rules are:

your mortal danger must build logically from wherever the story is currently;

it must be more mortal and/or ridiculous than the preceding mortal danger, HOWEVER only by a little bit (let's not ramp this up too fast);

if you believe that your situation has reached mortal danger level, end it with the tag [HELOLY MOVES] to signal that it's his turn to escape - these are non-binding, but it'll be useful to have a marker - Heloly, you can, of course, respond at any time;

we the writers are allowed to be ridiculous (AS LONG AS rules of internal logic are maintained; I will be the arbiter of such), however, Heloly, you have to be both logical and realistic. Twisted Evil ;

let's not restrict this to the world of Warcraft. The use of planes, trains and automobiles is encouraged.

Party on, Wayne!]]]

.... A sharp pain twinced from his foot as the creatures found flesh and bit in.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heloly:
Removes shoe.
Removes sock.
Places foot into hot water.

All, of course, while shrieking obscenities.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

suddenly heloly recognises the school of fish (piranhas, of course) which is zooming towards his bathing feet, while a pack of rabid hyaenas lingers at the beach behind him, rummaging through the remains of his hammock and the picnic...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heloly:
Baits the piranhas with toes then, and when the fish have neared, catches them with his shirt. He then throws the piranhas to the rabid hyenas whilst backing away.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Straight into his parked car and gets knocked out. When he wakes, up the hyenas are very hungry and the fish had already eaten his car keys.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alec wrote:
...Straight into his parked car and gets knocked out. When he wakes, up the hyenas are very hungry and the fish had already eaten his car keys.


Heloly:
As the fish were thrown to the hyenas, they had no chance of eating my car keys. (How would the keys fit into their mouths anyways?) So, because I seem to now have the aid of a car I get in, lock the door and draw away.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...but as Heloly's driving madly in the sandy beach, he heard some "clanging" nises coming from the back, to find that two hyenas were hidden in the back seats....
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heloly:
I gasp, grab a handy brick and floor it. Then, making sure my seatbelt is securely fastened, I slam on the emergency brakes. If the hyenas are still in the car I open my door and throw the brick onto the gas as I escape. See ya sucka's!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now, at the beginning of a wide grassy area, a giant is a sleep. But the sound of the car riding away in the sunset with the two hyena's in the back seat, woke him up.

"Who dares to wake the mighty Pinky from his sleep?" the giant shouts...
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