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Aidinthel

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 3145 Location: a series of lairs, each more secret than the last
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realizes the damage that he's done to the environment, and spends several years working to undo his actions. When he comes to his senses he... _________________ Evil is the new love.
I never nuked anything that didn't stop being an immediate problem. |
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Ulkarr

Joined: 23 Jul 2005 Posts: 598 Location: Brisbane
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shoots his evil and completly random consiense(sp?) and joins a monastery. He leaves to begin preaching........
(just for a complet turn around _________________
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Aidinthel

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 3145 Location: a series of lairs, each more secret than the last
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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the evils of cheese, and gains a surprisingly large following before he is brutally murdered in an accidental drive-by shooting. Fortunately for our story, Tommy rises from the dead and sets out to.... _________________ Evil is the new love.
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Randomdude

Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 601 Location: A box outside of your house
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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Rule the world are starts with the Canada he has rebuilt. Shortly afterwards he assembled a huge army and marched towards Canada only to find... _________________ "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother." - Solaris - Tír gan teanga, tír gan anam. |
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Exodus

Joined: 26 Feb 2006 Posts: 2262 Location: P-Town represent!
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:28 am Post subject: |
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Beavers. _________________ "I will choose a path that's clear: I will choose Freewill." -Freewill, by Rush |
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Gandelle

Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 645
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:32 am Post subject: |
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The beavers were horribly mutated from the nuclear waste and explosion from the nuke and looked so grotesque that staring at them was like stabbing your eyes with a spork. Repeatedly. So he sent his army to charge the deformed beavers and they fought a massive war. For about seven years this persisted, all until... |
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Randomdude

Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 601 Location: A box outside of your house
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:38 am Post subject: |
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300 spartens came and killed all of the beavers and ate all of Tommy soldiers. Tommy looked at the spatens and... _________________ "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother." - Solaris - Tír gan teanga, tír gan anam. |
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Ulkarr

Joined: 23 Jul 2005 Posts: 598 Location: Brisbane
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:39 am Post subject: |
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slauted them with his "tommy' gun. The spartans, have never seen a gun before had no way of gefending them selves from it, so all died. After his savored victory, Tommy decided to....
(beavers? Thats the funniest thing ive read for a long time, well done Ex ) _________________
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Exodus

Joined: 26 Feb 2006 Posts: 2262 Location: P-Town represent!
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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Take a rest. Pulling a blanket and pillow from his pack, he found a nice patch of grass and went to sleep.
(What else would you find in Canada, eh?) _________________ "I will choose a path that's clear: I will choose Freewill." -Freewill, by Rush |
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Aidinthel

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 3145 Location: a series of lairs, each more secret than the last
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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Which, as it turned out, was a very big mistake, due to the giant worm that had escaped from the local chapter of PETA; Fortunately..... _________________ Evil is the new love.
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Exodus

Joined: 26 Feb 2006 Posts: 2262 Location: P-Town represent!
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:37 am Post subject: |
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Tommy was a deep sleeper. _________________ "I will choose a path that's clear: I will choose Freewill." -Freewill, by Rush |
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Gandelle

Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 645
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While Tommy was sleeping, he dreamed of a land with no war. No fighting, all peace and it was the most perfect thing. So he set out to go stop all war and create peace throughout the world. By making pancakes! During his travels, he... |
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Aidinthel

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 3145 Location: a series of lairs, each more secret than the last
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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became known as "Tommy Pancake," and was known far and wide for escaping mental institutions.Eventually, Tommy tired of his pancakes and found a new calling.... _________________ Evil is the new love.
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Sabredurid330

Joined: 27 Sep 2006 Posts: 503
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As a waffle maker. Yes, severely different from a pancake maker, a waffle maker truly had the keys to create a harmonious soceity. Unfortunately, he was later shot down by a... _________________ The chapter is closed but the book of my life is far from finished. |
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Amaunator

Joined: 03 Dec 2005 Posts: 2074 Location: Belgium ... innocuous but intrepid!
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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Boy George fan - Yes, they do exist, it's saddeningly true! -, but nothing like that could bother our poor Timmy. His dream simply repeated, not anticipating the bullet by the fan.
"Dodge this, bitch," and sadly, the Boy George fan was dead, along with his entire fanbase of one! And now that Timmy can again rest easily, he wakes only to realise that he was already sleeping! Not too bothered, he just goes on and... |
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