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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:20 pm    Post subject: Teh L33t M0rL0k Reply with quote

The Leet speak translation of The Murloc is Lonely.
Lame speak->Leet speak.
Bow to the brilliance.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think my mind just imploded. Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh cool! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i was previously unable to read this thing you call engl;ish, finally a translation in my language!!!!
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